WHY
Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. “These are my righteous ABS, PECS, BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS….. no homo though”
But whyyyyyyyyy
“…a bible just for boys!” Like ?????? I hate shit like this.
are you a hardcover or paperback person? dark chocolate or milk chocolate? sweater or cardigan?
shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for
- plaid for days
- pajamas that somehow manage to be A Look
- somehow it’s the shoes that do it
- pajamas that have absolutely no intention of being a look
- obscure club merchandise
- occasional weebs
- unconventional hijab fabrics
- seriously im 90% sure ive seen a girl wearing a snood. mad props bro
- the Classic Engineering Student Look of jeans and runners
- truly original international student fashion
- bizarrely put-together outfits
- looking at you, law students
- the hoodie + hijab combo of greatness
- shoes that are 10000% impractical for university
- literally anything worn by an art student
8 thousand business major bros in navy blazers and khaki pants
What I’ve learnt from cheer as a base,
Is it’s only about 50% strength the rest is just muscle memory.
Sure I’m strong but I’m also more in touch with how to use my body effectively.
It’s hard watching new teammates struggle in the lead up to their first comp because I want to help but it’s knowledge that comes with time.
don’t ask me to do math during comp season the only numbers i know are 1, 3, 5, 7.






